Mr. President:
It has come to my attention that you have been going around behind my back, initiating laws, authorizing the irrational use of my tax dollars and, in general, thoroughly disrespecting the fact that you work for ME and the REST, of THE PEOPLE. Your arrogance, sir, concerns me.
Furthermore, while you spend MINE and MY CHILDREN'S future monies in this haphazard way, I and my children LANGUISH in a stricken state. We are $87.34 ABOVE the poverty line and therefore, not entitled to the HELPS you have so liberally distributed. WE live off of Social Security because I and one of my children are disabled; and your actions are furthering the destruction of this program, to which I AM ENTITLED.
You are a disgrace as a President; I no longer hold you in ANY kind of regard worthy of the Great Office you now occupy. You have made a complete MOCKERY of our system of checks and balances, refusing to be held ACCOUNTABLE to ANYONE, who is not already in your pocket.
I dennounce you as my President: I RECLAIM my INDIVIDUAL RIGHT TO PROTEST AGAINST your actions, and the actions of a Congress which does NOT REPRESENT THE PEOPLE. Should you attempt to have me LABELED as a homeland terroist, I will pursue ever legal option available under the law, as this would be an act of DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER.
My home is MY home; my land is MY LAND. Keep your hands OFF MY PROPERTY!
Most emphatically yours,
The Reclamationist